Dammit Carl

When a girl won’t ask your friend to a Sadie’s Dance

Me: Have you asked Bradon to the Sadie’s dance yet
Carlie: No not yet
Me: Dammit Carl

Dammit Carl by Dean Gulbarry February 15, 2019

dammit carl! 

A phrase used by football fans of all teams when poor decisions are made regarding player personnel. In reference to the King of bad mistakes, Mr. Carl Peterson, president of the Kansas City Chiefs.

"Our first round draft pick rushed for 38 yards his rookie season."


"Yeah I know, damnit, Carl!!!"

dammit carl! by Chiefman420 April 10, 2006

dammit carl! 

words expressing anger or frustration or annoyance or just something really fun to say.

Created/inspired by the movie "the exorcist" where that carl guy always shows up when somethings goin wrong.

I didn't do my homework! DAMMIT CARL!

dammit carl! by katy-with-a-y September 23, 2004

DAMNIT ITS CARL 

Guy who is stuck on himself and doesn't care who he hurts. Sucks. Prick. My future husband.

Damnit its Carl thought he was a great guy but he was really a mean cocksucker with a gay lover.

DAMNIT ITS CARL by Lick Me July 22, 2004

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004