D.R.S.S

Skatting down on my Suicidal skate
Down to the town the pigs await
They'll never catch me I'm too cool
Make them look like stupid fools

Dirty rotten skate society
Dirty rotten skate society
Dirty rotten skate society
Dirty rotten skate society

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

I asked Mike how he was doing today. I received no response until 10 minutes had passed, at which time he said (alone and in a dark place) "good, you?" So I responded: "man, you have DRS"!

Raver : "I don't think I've seen you around the Club much, are you fairly new to the scene?"

Old Skool Rave: " Oh Right on, this is your first party? I remember when I was just first getting in to the scene. Man that was almost 13 years ago. "

Raver : "no this isn't my first rave, I was asking if you were new to the scene, cause I don't think we've met before."

Old Skool Raver: " haha , oh sorry man, I must not have heard you right. you'll have to pardon my DRS. 13 years of
raves are hard on the ears."

Raver: "No worries, ha ha. Yea Dj Deko-ze played at the first party I ever went to. I loved it, he's so awesome"

Candy Kid: " OMG! You used to date Dj Deko-ze??? Wow! Thats crazy, I never knew your gay Chris, why didn't you tell me???"

Raver: "Cause I'm not gay, I said he played at the first party I went to, not that we dated"

~~~ insert akward sketchy moment/silence here.

-spills soda-
-minute passes-
random person: OH SHIT I JUST SPILLED MY SODA!
^^That is D.R.S.

I suffer from DRS. I can't remember anything anymore.

DRS-rotten_1 owned dem noobs