22 definitions by Highly Evolved
An expensive, overpriced, small mp3 playing device that can store a large capacity of mp3s. I'd find them useless, seeing as I can't even think of 1/10 the amount of songs you're able to put into it.
by Highly Evolved May 25, 2005
Where I live. It's not that bad and the weather can be really sucky and rainy, or really hot and dry. There's a bunch of drugheads in my area, I don't mind. Some times it can be really boring, but that's just cause my town is so small and I sit around doing nothing all day.
by Highly Evolved March 29, 2005
1. Hell yeah, Asian food FTW!
2a. Dom: Have you heard that song FTW?
Jake: By who? The Vines? Turbonegro? Tupac? Someone else?
2b. Man, this world is full of shit. FTW.
3. Dude, you hear that? My mom's having sex with the pizza delivery guy!
Marko: FTW???
2a. Dom: Have you heard that song FTW?
Jake: By who? The Vines? Turbonegro? Tupac? Someone else?
2b. Man, this world is full of shit. FTW.
3. Dude, you hear that? My mom's having sex with the pizza delivery guy!
Marko: FTW???
by Highly Evolved June 25, 2006
Some sort of horrid "band". They exist to annoy the shit out of everyone. I'm thinking they're all gay and the lead singer only makes out with some chick in a video to cover up his gayness.
Girl at Maroon 5 Audition: What? You mean I have to make out with him!?!?!?
Director: Yeah, but I'll pay you 3000 bucks if you agree.
Girl at Maroon 5 Audition: Ahh, screw it. You'd have to pay me more than that! I'm outta here!
Director: Damn, lost another one! Alright, girl 23, you're ne...Wait, you're a guy!
"Girl" 23: I know, but he's so beautiful!
Director: Well, you're the last one, go ahead!
Director: Yeah, but I'll pay you 3000 bucks if you agree.
Girl at Maroon 5 Audition: Ahh, screw it. You'd have to pay me more than that! I'm outta here!
Director: Damn, lost another one! Alright, girl 23, you're ne...Wait, you're a guy!
"Girl" 23: I know, but he's so beautiful!
Director: Well, you're the last one, go ahead!
by Highly Evolved March 29, 2005
by Highly Evolved May 22, 2006
Person that sees Avril without make up: Woah! Oh my god! What the hell is that!? CRACK KILLS! CRACK KILLS!
by Highly Evolved June 18, 2005
A horrid singer who kids go around saying they love and that she's punk. They then start hearing she's a poseur and start saying they hate her.
Who cares whatever the hell she is, she just blows all together and her voice sounds like she's dieing...
Who cares whatever the hell she is, she just blows all together and her voice sounds like she's dieing...
Kid 1: Yeah, Avril is so punk! I love her!
Kid 2: Are you kidding me? She's sucks!
A day later...
Kid 1: I hate Avril she's such a poseur and she sucks!
Kid 2: Are you kidding me? She's sucks!
A day later...
Kid 1: I hate Avril she's such a poseur and she sucks!
by Highly Evolved March 29, 2005