D.O.G.

delusions of grandeur;a person who tells stories to make it seem like they are more than they are.

I refuse to talk to that D.O.G. whenever he comes in here. i don't have the patience for his stories.

by Melissa NY January 24, 2009

d.o.g.

Delusions Of Grandeur

A D.O.G. is someone with the potential to have really big dreams but without applying oneself will end up just eating the dirt, metaphorically speaking.

A D.O.G. usually starts out very timid or perhaps somewhat of a spaz in social situations. They show all traits of an extremely bright but also very underdeveloped individual.

D.O.G. in a classroom: Dude I think I'm gonna go to college and get my AA degree or something. But then I'll want to work a good job too, I mean I don't want to flip burgers or anything like that. Maybe then I'll meet a nice girl with cute boobs and butt and go out with her and once I make enough money we'll be able to go on expensive dates and then we'll get married and have lots of babies. Hurray!

Other students: Okay whatever... (sigh)

P.E. teacher: Alright maggot give me 10 push ups

D.O.G.: But sir my arms hurt

Everyone else: OKAY JUST SHUT UP THEN PLEASE

by Balfdor August 11, 2006

D.O.G

Whats a a G.O.A.T to a D.O.G...Dopest Of Generations

Yo you see how Qualei hit that full court shot with his eyes clothes and his hands tied together.. “F” the goat he’s the D.O.G

by qbwavveyy January 16, 2018