D.I.F.L. 

drinking is for losers

"hey want to go get wasted?"
"no dog, D.I.F.L."
"wow, ur gay."

D.I.F.L. by bernese April 1, 2007

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L by Omnibender February 22, 2011

M.A.D.I.L.F. 

mother and daugther i love to f@ck

homie 1: you seen elaines mom? elaine and her moms is straight m.a.d.i.l.f.!

homie 2: whats m.a.d.i.l.f.?

homie 3: you aint know? mother and daughter i love to f@ck!

M.A.D.I.L.F. by fattstacks September 11, 2011

D.I.L.F.

We all know guys love M.I.L.F.'s, Moms I'd Like To F**K. So now girls can use this, Dads I'd Like To F**K.

While picking up my brother from track practice, I spotted one sexy D.I.L.F. dropping off his daughter.

D.I.L.F. by Devil? April 23, 2009

D.I.L.F 

Dad I'd Like to Fuck

Sara: Wow, He's 42????
Meg: yeah, he's a total D.I.L.F

D.I.L.F by Gizzo June 21, 2006

D.I.L.F.

An older man a younger gay man would like to kick it with. Gay slang from early 1990's

Now he's my kind of DILF

D.I.L.F. by cisco October 23, 2003

D.I.L.F.

Dad I Like to Fuck

How holy cow, look at him it's a fucking D.I.L.F.

D.I.L.F. by andreino++ September 9, 2015