Max: I’ve been in the bathroom all morning after last night.
Casey: Oh you must have the D.A.D.S.
Max: What?
Casey: Day after drinking shits
Casey: Oh you must have the D.A.D.S.
Max: What?
Casey: Day after drinking shits
by anthony2113 November 06, 2017
John: "Man IFU."
Friend: "How did you fuck up now?"
John: "I slept with Jasmine's younger sister Jessica."
Friend: "I am going to start planning your funeral."
Friend: "How did you fuck up now?"
John: "I slept with Jasmine's younger sister Jessica."
Friend: "I am going to start planning your funeral."
by anthony2113 July 17, 2016