D-MAT
An abbreviation of "Dr. Manhattan" from the comic book and movie "Watchmen". A reference to the character always displaying his dick irl, the act of whipping out your cock forcing upon others to look.
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Mat-Pete'd
The act of becoming Intoxicated or drunk. Similar to getting wastey-faced. Attainable through social settings or alone in a dark damp room.
Dude, we went out last weekend and got so Mat-Pete'd! or I was home at my mom's house and just thought I'd get Mat-Pete'd.
Mat-Pete'd by Dealbreaker March 25, 2009
Related Words
DMAT • Mat-Pete'd • Matt D • Matador'd • Matric’d • Matthew'd • Mad Matt'd • Matcha'd • Matos'd • Matrix'D
matthew mcconaughey'd
As your partner is finishing, or just before, you say 'alright, alright, alright' and completely ruin the mood.
matthew mcconaughey'd by AppleDapple May 30, 2016
d'Argeavel's 3 Laws of Math
Nobody has lived to tell the tale of d'Argeavel's 3 Laws of Math, (READ ON AT YOUR OWN RISK)
Law 1: Arithmetic of Commutative Associative.
Law 2: Distributive hard Fractal.
Law 3: "Do I have to call home today because all you have accomplished is writing a dick and balls in someone else's book"
Law 1: Arithmetic of Commutative Associative.
Law 2: Distributive hard Fractal.
Law 3: "Do I have to call home today because all you have accomplished is writing a dick and balls in someone else's book"
Him: "Hey Broskie, do you know what a Distributive hard Fractal is?"
Her: "Well, of course, I in fact follow d'Argeavel's 3 Laws of Math"
Him: "Wow, you lived to tell the tale?"
Her: "Wanna get juice?"
Her: "Well, of course, I in fact follow d'Argeavel's 3 Laws of Math"
Him: "Wow, you lived to tell the tale?"
Her: "Wanna get juice?"
d'Argeavel's 3 Laws of Math by d'Argeavel's 3 Laws of Math June 14, 2021
Matt D
Matt D by Lieutenantdan June 11, 2016
Mattia'd
When you're doing anything and you do it to the absolute worst of your ability. You could not have possibly fucked that up any more.
Mattia'd by Sleepless Jack March 31, 2022
Matos'd
verb
1. To fuck over your co-workers
2. To lie to your co-workers about how large your work load is to form the impression you're busier than you actually are
1. To fuck over your co-workers
2. To lie to your co-workers about how large your work load is to form the impression you're busier than you actually are
Bill: "Hey Ed, what are your numbers for the night?"
Eddy: "I'm gonna be sinking tonight Bill, I've got a ton of work"
Jamie: "Bill, you realize you just got Matos'd. Eddy was sitting in the break room all night."
Eddy: "I'm gonna be sinking tonight Bill, I've got a ton of work"
Jamie: "Bill, you realize you just got Matos'd. Eddy was sitting in the break room all night."
Matos'd by Ham n cheese October 19, 2013
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