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matric’d

person who has finished high school / senior year .

a Verb.
he/she matric’d last year
matric’d by lele cira February 7, 2021

Matrix'D 

When a guy screws you so hard that the cord comes out of the back of your head in the real world.
Neo just matrix'd Trinity in the subway again. Plug her back in, Dozer.
Matrix'D by johnsonbig January 7, 2023

D'Mitric 

A handsome laid back young man. He's a cool and fun person to be around, when you really get to know him ! And drives the females CRAZY ! He's athletic and very talented, one of the funniest and goody people on the earth. When it's time, he's on mantime , but surely gets all the looks from his father.
"Omg girl that's D'Mitric !! Looking all handsome in that new givenchy outfit !"
D'Mitric by YeaaMeMeech September 20, 2019

matrix deuce 

When you drop a deuce so big that it makes one question reality.
I dropped the biggest matrix deuce the other night. There's no way that thing came out of my anus.
matrix deuce by dejaflu June 3, 2010

The Matrix Dodge

A dodge where you dodge bullets in slow motion.
The Matrix Dodge by Anonymous May 21, 2003

Metric Dozen 

a quantity consisting of 10 items or units
Most people, barring some sort of horrible injury, have a Metric Dozen toes.
Metric Dozen by el_N666 December 9, 2008
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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