Matos'd 

verb

1. To fuck over your co-workers
2. To lie to your co-workers about how large your work load is to form the impression you're busier than you actually are

Bill: "Hey Ed, what are your numbers for the night?"

Eddy: "I'm gonna be sinking tonight Bill, I've got a ton of work"

Jamie: "Bill, you realize you just got Matos'd. Eddy was sitting in the break room all night."

Matos'd by Ham n cheese October 19, 2013

Matos Duck Face 

A duckface used to condescendingly dismiss a statement or an important discussion. Typically used in a joking way to avoid or disapprove of a topic.

There it is…the Matos duck face.

Matos Duck Face by coldstonerocker April 19, 2023

Maths Debate 

1.When you have a debate in a mathematical subject (e.g. algebra or fractions.)
2.When you make someone look stupid because "maths debate" can be translated into "masturbate"

Person 1:Say Maths debate 5 times really fast.
Person 2:Okay.Maths Debate, Maths Debate, Masturbate, Masturbate, Masturbate

Maths Debate by Shamona1222 May 18, 2011

Manos De Dios

Incredibly Sexy; Abnormally Attractive
Deriving from a Spainish Movie in which the main Charecter was called Manos De Dios, and all the women flocked to him.

Man, Look at that girl over there she is so Manos De Dios.

Manos De Dios by Mike Olivas June 3, 2005

Matts Dick 

A dick that his Girlfriends doesn't even want in her mouth or cunt and is smaller than the fat kids millimetre defeater

Matts Dick is mini

Matts Dick by ShowUsYaCunt September 1, 2022

National no maths day. 

The poor students in set three maths don’t feel like working today so this is our attempt at convincing our teacher that it’s no maths day. Wish us luck.

“Gosh I really don’t feel up to trig graphs today”
“Don’t worry it’s national no maths day!”
“Hey miss! It’s National no maths day.”

National no maths day. by sieisfunny May 26, 2021

mates before dates 

to choose your friends over your girl/boyfriend.

usually used by a third party... "you should have come to leopolds's birthday party instead of her parent's wife swapping party, mates before dates."

or

"ofcourse i'm coming to leopolds's birthday party, mates before dates, right?"

mates before dates by Tankman R. January 8, 2008