An acronym for "What Would Jesus Do For A Zero Day" - Reference to IT slang in the field of IT Security, a 0-day or Zero-day exploits (code that can use a security hole to carry out an attack) are used by attackers before the software developers know about the vulnerability. Also known as wwjd40d.
Chinese Hackers wondered W.W.J.D.4.0.D. when they managed to bypass Google'ssecurity systems.
To be stuck in traffic. To be gridlocked. 405 is a reference to the infamous 405 freeway in Los angeles, which always seems congested, regardless of the time of day it seems.
Sorry I'm late, but I got 405'd in traffic. You know how Fridays are!