D her P 

to dick her pussy

I don't care how old she is, I'd D her P

D her P by digits April 15, 2004

I'd smash her pasty 

I would have sexual intercourse with that lovely young lady over there.

"What do you reckon john, would you smash her pasty?"
"I'd smash her pasty, man, I'd go to greggs on that bitch!"

I'd smash her pasty by Megaross March 26, 2010

I'd watch her porno 

One phrase that says you're interested enough to see someone naked, while not necessarily wanting to get to know them. One is particularly interested in the way the other performs in the bedroom, and would rather watch them do such than actually trying to get them there themself.

fellow 1: "Do you see that girl over there? She's fucking banging"
fellow 2: "Yeah I'd watch her porno."

I'd watch her porno by websteurgeon January 11, 2010

i'd break her pelvis 

An expression used by males to describe an attractive female.

See that girl over there? Yeah, i'd break her pelvis.

i'd break her pelvis by whoneedsbevel November 10, 2008

i'd pee on her porch 

Confusing expression of love/admiration for a woman. Similar to boys pulling a girl's hair on the playground. He really cares for her, but is uncomfortable/awkward about expressing the emotion. This euphemism that sounds vaguely degrading is known to mean that he's actually really in to her.

Can also be used in the accusatory "He'd pee on her porch" - used to call out a "bro" for his love without outright embarassing him and having uncomfortable conversations about real feelings, which should, obviously, be avoided at all times.

"That woman has duel masters degrees, volunteers at the soup kitchen, and has the body of a goddess. I'd pee on her porch"

"Look at Gifford talking to that straight up super vixen, he'd pee on her porch"

i'd pee on her porch by Donghammer Collective February 10, 2015

You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke 

Irish slang
you would have sex with a particular girl if the tv was broken. Can also mean she is an average looking girl . Usallay said in a joking manner.

Guy 1:"You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke."
Guy 2: "I agree."

You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke by supermadcow124 April 19, 2016

I'd drop my nut butter in her pooper 

Do a girl in the ass

"Yo check that hottie by the door"
"yeah, I'd drop my nut butter in her pooper"
"real smooth 007"

I'd drop my nut butter in her pooper by Stunts5 March 11, 2008