D caf 

A sex act where you dip your penis in coffee prior to getting a morning BJ

*wakes up
“YAWN!!! What do you want for breakfast?”
“Well, before breakfast, any chance of some d caf?”

D caf by Year of the Herron January 31, 2021

cafeteria'd 

when giving a man head he often will cry out "Oh I'm gonna cum!" The you brace yourself for the sexual eruption... except as he cums he pushes your head down causing your throat to close and the jiz to come out of your nose rather than be swallowed.

(kinda like when milk comes out of your nose from laughing in the cafeteria)
choked, cafeteria, lunch, milk, nose

Damnn! my girl was sucking on my penis, then as i was cummin, i made her deep throat my junk and... Shit!!! I cafeteria'd that ass!!!!!!

cafeteria'd by Rachi b March 26, 2008

Cafe D'Epoque

a local bar at Mont Tremblant where college students on spring break goes to party! Several American college students aged 18-20 take a trip to Mont Tremblant to legally get around the stupid American drinking age of 21.

Local bar: Can I see your ID please?
Student: (hands over ID)
Local bar: I am sorry you have to be 21 to enter
Student: WTF!? What happened to the 18 to party 21 to drink policy??
Local bar: Well that's just a rumor, you have to be 21 to enter AND drink.
Student: So apparently you're not letting me in because you think I'm going to drink, right? I'm just here to party, not drink!

(minutes later)

Student: (plans a trip to Mont Tremblant, Canada)

(weeks later)

Cafe D'Epoque: Can I see your ID please?
Student: (hands over ID)
Cafe D'Epoque: Thank you, have fun!
Student: YES! Finally!

Cafe D'Epoque by NHRHS2010 June 6, 2011

DCAF 

Dead cops are fine

Some people say ACAB, meaning All Cops Are Bastards, but DCAF tbh

DCAF by anonymous September 14, 2020