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A sex act where you dip your penis in coffee prior to getting a morning BJ

*wakes up
“YAWN!!! What do you want for breakfast?”
“Well, before breakfast, any chance of some d caf?”

D caf by Year of the Herron January 31, 2021

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cafeteria'd

when giving a man head he often will cry out "Oh I'm gonna cum!" The you brace yourself for the sexual eruption... except as he cums he pushes your head down causing your throat to close and the jiz to come out of your nose rather than be swallowed.

(kinda like when milk comes out of your nose from laughing in the cafeteria)
choked, cafeteria, lunch, milk, nose

Damnn! my girl was sucking on my penis, then as i was cummin, i made her deep throat my junk and... Shit!!! I cafeteria'd that ass!!!!!!

cafeteria'd by Rachi b March 26, 2008

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Cafe D'Epoque

a local bar at Mont Tremblant where college students on spring break goes to party! Several American college students aged 18-20 take a trip to Mont Tremblant to legally get around the stupid American drinking age of 21.

Local bar: Can I see your ID please?
Student: (hands over ID)
Local bar: I am sorry you have to be 21 to enter
Student: WTF!? What happened to the 18 to party 21 to drink policy??
Local bar: Well that's just a rumor, you have to be 21 to enter AND drink.
Student: So apparently you're not letting me in because you think I'm going to drink, right? I'm just here to party, not drink!

(minutes later)

Student: (plans a trip to Mont Tremblant, Canada)

(weeks later)

Cafe D'Epoque: Can I see your ID please?
Student: (hands over ID)
Cafe D'Epoque: Thank you, have fun!
Student: YES! Finally!

Cafe D'Epoque by NHRHS2010 June 6, 2011

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DCAF

Dead cops are fine

Some people say ACAB, meaning All Cops Are Bastards, but DCAF tbh

DCAF by anonymous September 14, 2020

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WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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