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A Chinese man with a Chode wearing a dick hat.
Fuck D Hat!
D Hat by Trevorisclever August 26, 2016
Words you can keep

d'souza hat 

a fashionable hat with things coming down the side. made fashionable by d'souza
oh my gosh i love your d'souza hat, ur a legend!
d'souza hat by orange juice fan December 23, 2008

I'd wear a hat on a day like that 

A cautionary platitude expressing the frustrations and/or ambivalence towards a situation; an exclamation of humanity's futility in the face of insurmountable insanity, stupidity, or all-around wretchedness.
- Do you ever have one of those days when you can't begin to justify having gotten out of bed?
- I'd wear a hat on a day like that!

- Kevin's coming back from vacation on Monday, and he will be pissed!
- Wow, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!

- Hey Jerry, how's it going?
- Ugh, I had an 8:30 meeting with Bill yesterday.
- Ooof, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!

you'd hate to see that 

Phrase that expresses dismay at the prospect of an event occuring.
What if little buddy got even shorter? You'd hate to see that!

i'd hate to 

A phrase used to 'rub stuff in' made popular by a young scholar from St Michaels On Wyre back in the naughties.
'I'd hate to have not plugged my guitar in...'
i'd hate to by Phil Simpson January 14, 2008

E/D Haters 

Those SVU fans who despise the hook up and scenes where Elliot Stabler and Dani Beck are together. They very strongly disapprove of the ship between Elliot and Dani.
"I despise the relationship between Elliot/Dani, therefore I am an E/D Hater! Long Live E/D Haters." - E/O Shipper
E/D Haters by twilightsvufan December 10, 2009

Stara D’Hati 

I’m Stara D’Hati, I’m your District Governor and you’re on Disney channel.

Donna Parton’s face: This bitch.
Donna: “Where’s Stara DHati?” “Let me guess not doing her job.
Stara D’Hati by Key Club November 2, 2019
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Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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