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A hipster douchebag.
Did you see Darrin with his oversized glasses an pencil thin beard? What a fucking D’bag!
D’Bag by PeteyPaplo October 21, 2018
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short for douche bag, someone who is socially disfunctional in some way. generally an ass hole, some one who does something shady and low to someone else
"hey mal talk to jason lately?"
"no he never called me back"
"what a d bag"
d bag by robone December 28, 2005
abbreviation for "douchebag" used when someone is such a douchebag they simple aren't worth the time it takes you to say "ouche".
"You're brother stole my last blunt and passed it while I was takin a shit. Then he fucked my girl."

"What a fuckin d-bag!"
d-bag by Trunk December 31, 2007
Short for douchebag, a person that sucks ass
"My landlord cut off my heat and electricity because me rent was one day late." "Fuckin d-bag"
D-bag by Yo Mamma June 5, 2003
It is short term for the word Douche Bag. Douche bag meaning a person who like an actual douche bag takes dirty vaginal secretion. Also implying this person sucks, is stupid. It's a basic insult.
Ron is a d'bag! Stan is a D'bag! Yer face is a d'bag. or simply D'bag
d'bag by Julia August 4, 2005
1. Short for Douche Bag

2. RABID liberals, e.g. regular readers of moveon.org, dailykos.com & huffingtonpost.com, who are typically sick to their stomachs at the mere sound of Hillary Clinton's name but choose to vote for her anyway just because there is a letter "D" next to her name on the official ballot.

3. Any member of the EBT crowd who was DUBED into voting for anyone with the letter "D" next to their names on the official ballot as the letter "D" means DOUBLING your EBT balance.
I don't want to be a D'Bag. I'd rather stay true to my beliefs and sit out this Presidential election. No more Clinton! No more Bush!
D'Bag by SSTTWW April 16, 2015
1. Ironic term for douche bag, since by abbreviating "douche-bag" unnecessarily, you, in turn, resemble a "douche-bag."
Most of my friends are d bags.
d bag by Clinto-beans July 13, 2006
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