Definitions by Clinto-beans

pork chops

A term used to describe and deliciously hot chick.

When Phyllis puts on those fish-net stockings and red lipstick, she totally pork chops!

pork chops by Clinto-beans September 6, 2008

pork chops

A term used to describe and deliciously hot chick.

When Phyllis puts on those fish-net stockings and red lipstick, she totally pork chops!

pork chops by Clinto-beans July 21, 2006

the business 

any difficulty or hard-time given by another person or thing, See also, guff.

I've been trying to get this goddamn VCR to work, but it keeps giving me the business.

the business by Clinto-beans July 17, 2006

Rot Gut

a diarrhea-like condition caused by the consumption of various "old man" beers, such as Pabst Blue Ribbon, Schlitz, Miller High Life, or most notably, Milwaukee's Best.

This is the worst case of Rot Gut, I've ever had. I could shit through a screen door without hitting metal!

Rot Gut by Clinto-beans July 17, 2006

d bag

1. Ironic term for douche bag, since by abbreviating "douche-bag" unnecessarily, you, in turn, resemble a "douche-bag."

Most of my friends are d bags.

d bag by Clinto-beans July 13, 2006

Janky 

A conjunctive form of both skanky and junky, thus denoting something both gross and in poor condition.

My friend, Larry, lives in a real shit-hole. There's dirty socks on the couch and it smells of bong-water. Man, that place is janky!

Janky by Clinto-beans July 13, 2006