Reflexive Verb (v): Being Bilbo Bagisn'd means one has just been shuddered at, in surprise and alarm, while trying to reach for a marijuana smoking device. The person doing the bagginsing will generally mimick the suprised and alarmed face of Bilbo Baggins yelling "don't touch it!", or some other defensive speech pattern, while hiding the bong as if it is the most preciousthing in the world to them.
Stoner 1: Hey dude lemme hit that Shii--(while reaching for bowl)
Stoner 2: (turns away erratically while pulling bowl in safer area next to his chest), exhibits some strange noise as a manifestation of a defensive and alarmed response, or yells, "don't touch it"
Stoner 3 to Stoner 1 " ha you just got bilbo baggins'd son!"
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.