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When a friend calls you to see how you’re doing and then says “I gotta take this call, I’ll call you right back.” and never calls you back. Next time you hear from him is when you’re jumping online with the boys for Warzone.
“So Jason called me today, guess what happened” “You got Jay’d!?” “I got fucking Jay’d!”
Jay’d by ScratchMyAss July 14, 2020
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To be stood up, fucked over, or blown off when a guy pretends to like you and then falls off the face of the earth.
"We used to text every day, but now he just stopped replying."
"Gurrrrrrrrrrrl, you just got Jay'd!"
Jay'd by Illneedasaviour February 14, 2014
That one friend that say he will be back to join you on the game and never comes back . Or when they were supposed to meet you at a certain time and dont.
The other guy never came back I think we got jay'd
Jay'd by Brownboi2 August 11, 2019

Thomas Jay’d 

Getting stung to the point of death by a pile of bees.
There’s a bee hive over there. Are you allergic to bees?

No bro. What about anybody else? I don’t want y’all to get Thomas Jay’d.
Thomas Jay’d by Hamsterjam August 27, 2020
To be beaten at the very last second.
I was in the lead for the whole race, but got jay'd at the last second
jay'd by Firemind October 9, 2008
Jay'd.
adjective, informal.

When an object or thing, functioning perfectly for its intended purpose, suddenly stops working in the presence of another human for no logical reason. Specifically to do with a new piece of technology. The solution to the problem is then often long winded and frustrating for said person.

Synonyms: Broken, Defective, Inured, Damaged, Unlucky, Devine Purpose, Fate
Example:
"How was your evening Master Bruce?"
"Terrible Alfred, I was battling the Joker when my batarang Jay'd out! It didn't return and then the riddler got a hold of it and wouldn't give it back till I answered his riddle: 'What do you throw away, but keeps coming back'."
"I believe the answe-"
"I couldn't get it either, so I punched him in the face and tied him upside down to a lamp post."
Jay'd by franky fingers October 27, 2014
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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