When a friend calls you to see how you’re doing and then says “I gotta take this call, I’ll call you right back.” and never calls you back. Next time you hear from him is when you’re jumping online with the boys for Warzone.
“So Jason called me today, guess what happened” “You got Jay’d!?” “I got fucking Jay’d!”
That one friend that say he will be back to join you on the game and never comes back . Or when they were supposed to meet you at a certain time and dont.
When an object or thing, functioning perfectly for its intended purpose, suddenly stops working in the presence of another human for no logical reason. Specifically to do with a new piece of technology. The solution to the problem is then often long winded and frustrating for said person.
Synonyms: Broken, Defective, Inured, Damaged, Unlucky, Devine Purpose, Fate
Example:
"How was your evening Master Bruce?"
"Terrible Alfred, I was battling the Joker when my batarang Jay'd out! It didn't return and then the riddler got a hold of it and wouldn't give it back till I answered his riddle: 'What do you throw away, but keeps coming back'."
"I believe the answe-"
"I couldn't get it either, so I punched him in the face and tied him upside down to a lamp post."
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).