Czargasm

Noun The gasm to end all gasms - the ultimate gasm.

"If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst at once into the sky that would be like the splendor of the Mighty One... I have reached czargasm, the Shatterer of gasms."

by Uncle Augie April 20, 2009

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An orgasm that is less sexual and more joy-filled that originated from looking at a car, sitting in a car, looking at a picture of a car, being in a presence of a car, or other things relating to cars.

I sat in a Vanquish today and I got the biggest cargasm!

I saw a pic for the new Demon! Total cargasm!

by Syn122 January 21, 2009

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What you have when you see a ride so fly that you shoot a load in your pants.

"Look at that car!"
"Ohhhh, man, I think I just had a Cargasm"

by 8E4Vette July 3, 2003

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Czarcasm

noun.
Also "tsarcasm."
1. Derisive and intentional irony relating to Russian, Bulgarian, or Serbian monarchs.
2. The derisive and intentional irony of Russian, Bulgarian, or Serbian monarchs.

1. Rasputin's drunken and biting czarcasm offended Alexandra, who, unbeknownst to him, had come into the room.

2. Peter's pithy reply to his minister was an accomplishment in czarcasm.

by Andrew Simpson, Esq. July 25, 2008

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The intense feeling of insurmountable pleasure received when one views, drives, or hears an automobile unlike any other.

Damn, I had a cargasm at the exact moment that my "Jap piece of shit" Lexus TOASTED cory's "built to fail" Crapstang.

by Cory sucks April 30, 2006

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moving cargasm

The act of being brought to orgasm while operating a moving motor vehicle. Usually involves female performing oral sex on male while male is driving. WARNING: This is not to be tried by the inexperienced driver/orgasmer.

She trusted his driving and climax control enough to give him a moving cargasm.

by Barry Flomar February 18, 2004

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