Czargasm

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Noun The gasm to end all gasms - the ultimate gasm.

"If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst at once into the sky that would be like the splendor of the Mighty One... I have reached czargasm, the Shatterer of gasms."

Czargasm by Uncle Augie April 20, 2009

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Cargasm

An orgasm that is less sexual and more joy-filled that originated from looking at a car, sitting in a car, looking at a picture of a car, being in a presence of a car, or other things relating to cars.

I sat in a Vanquish today and I got the biggest cargasm!

I saw a pic for the new Demon! Total cargasm!

Cargasm by Syn122 January 21, 2009

Related Words

Czargasm • cargasm • Chargasm • Czarcasm • moving cargasm

cargasm

What you have when you see a ride so fly that you shoot a load in your pants.

"Look at that car!"
"Ohhhh, man, I think I just had a Cargasm"

cargasm by 8E4Vette July 3, 2003

Czarcasm

noun.
Also "tsarcasm."
1. Derisive and intentional irony relating to Russian, Bulgarian, or Serbian monarchs.
2. The derisive and intentional irony of Russian, Bulgarian, or Serbian monarchs.

1. Rasputin's drunken and biting czarcasm offended Alexandra, who, unbeknownst to him, had come into the room.

2. Peter's pithy reply to his minister was an accomplishment in czarcasm.

Czarcasm by Andrew Simpson, Esq. July 25, 2008

cargasm

The intense feeling of insurmountable pleasure received when one views, drives, or hears an automobile unlike any other.

Damn, I had a cargasm at the exact moment that my "Jap piece of shit" Lexus TOASTED cory's "built to fail" Crapstang.

cargasm by Cory sucks April 30, 2006

moving cargasm

The act of being brought to orgasm while operating a moving motor vehicle. Usually involves female performing oral sex on male while male is driving. WARNING: This is not to be tried by the inexperienced driver/orgasmer.

She trusted his driving and climax control enough to give him a moving cargasm.

moving cargasm by Barry Flomar February 18, 2004

cargasm

The intense moment of pleasure one gets from a vehicle, whether seeing, drivvng, or hearing it.

I had a cargasm when I hit third and wasted that jap piece of shit honda

cargasm by cory March 21, 2005

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026