Cyber Cock

A term used to describe a virtual male penis. It can also be simplified into the two letters of CC.

Guy: Hey, do you like CC?
Girl: I suppose?
Girl: What is CC?
Guy: CC's pizza.
Girl: Sure I like it, it's edible.
Guy: So you like Cyber Cock Pizza?
Girl: Yes plz.

by ub3 l33b ninja p33ps May 17, 2006

Cyber Cock Block

Cyber Cock Block (or C.C.B) n. An unwelcomed person who intentionally invites themself to join a private or intimate conversation between two individuals via the Internet.

Dude, I was talking to that hott chick on FaceBook last night but Alexia kept "liking" my posts. Damn that girl is such a cyber cock block!

by Keepdancing July 12, 2010

Cyber-Cock-Blocking

Cyber-Cock-Blocking or ‘Organized’ / ‘Gang/Group/Community -Cock-Blocking’ is a set of thoughts, observations or systematic patterns that surface to the attention of ‘cock-blocked’ targets and/or victims who experience gangs, groups with military-like efforts & tactics that are designed to make an individual have no contact with the opposing sex. Meaning no conversations or anything between a guy-girl (most cases) or girl-guy scenario.. Nothing. The victim, their identity, appearance, location & bio is dispatched to collective teams that grow larger & larger nationally, connected & communicate via social media internet app services allowing them to covertly harass invade & illegally strip a persons rights to freedom away from them.. Using manipulative cowards in a group to gang stalk watch follow threaten take away any human interaction MAINLY the sexual dating flirty type relationships & friendships in a persons life. Relentless, sadistic & demonic force to forever stop a single male or female from having ZERO sex/sexual acquaintances for the rest of their lives..

Yo have you heard what Alex has been saying about his hacked email accounts/social media profiles ? He said he’s a victim of cyber-cock-blocking & is being targeted by groups & gangs of people throughout the “dark web” in order to have a group cock-block him from chicks he wants to talk/chill with.

by llamalldon August 6, 2023

cyber cockroach

those people that exist for facebook and how many
friends they have. Once you get them they just don't go
away and they multiply

I let so and so be my friend, now I have 150 more
cyber cockroaches on my list!

by Bird dog man January 18, 2010

Cyberjocks

A LAN center in New York. The best of the best. With many events and prizes.

Go to their website "www.cyberjocks.com"

Are you a cyberjock?

by andrew braczynski January 29, 2005

Cybermocker

Virtual-based mockery through a website or social media posts, focused on a person, place or thing by posting true and accurate quotes, images, video which serve to shed the "target" of the mockery in a humorous light. A Cybermocker depends heavily on pointing out ironic and contradictory information about a person, particularly if that information was originally created or posted by the "target". Unlike Cyberstalking, which is a crime, there is not an element of anonymity or threat in Cybermocking. Cybermocking is particularly effective at detecting thin skin, pomposity, self importance and embellishment. Cybermocking is a First Amendment protected form of Speech.

Examples of Cybermocker would be someone posting at a John Kerry related site: "I voted for the bill before I voted against it". The author of an article in Slate magazine on the complete "Bushisms" is a Cybermocker.

by MongCon August 25, 2013

Cyberjocks

A shitty LAN center that serves low quality food, shitty energy drinks, shitty computers, quite poor customer service. A place where seniority means nothing, if you spent $1500 there, and you go in high, or don't like the owner Scott Turner (who is a stereotypical nigger)your going to get nagged like a coon asking for reperation from the white man. Don't go to the facility, its a waste of time and money, and if they keep at the rate they are going, they will go under soon anyways.

Kid 1:Eh, I'm pretty fuckin high right now, wanna go to Cyberjocks?

Kid 2: Ummm isn't that nig turner back in town?

by Scott Turner January 12, 2008