Cxllum
Absolute baller, proper lad. Usually someone who finds a way to roast. Occasionally addicted to gaming.
Cxllum by ya_boi_legend July 3, 2018
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Callum Machan
AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
Callum Machan by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019
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Callum’s corner
British nonce Hunter
Who released no no noncesence
He exposes celebrities and youtubers for being nonces. He has a tic tac head
Who released no no noncesence
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Callum’s corner by Little-willyy August 14, 2018
Doing a callum
Doing a callum by Jamie pollard Callum’s mate October 28, 2018
A "callums corner"
A metaphor for a bald man with a head that has the similar features of a tic tac. Or someone who hates commentary channel (eg. memeulous)
Person1: eyy that man was fly
person2: nah that man was A "callums corner"
Person1: oh you mean the you-
person2:shhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Person1:how did you cut me off we are texting?
person2: nah that man was A "callums corner"
Person1: oh you mean the you-
person2:shhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Person1:how did you cut me off we are texting?
A "callums corner" by CallumDoesStuffYT October 19, 2019
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