Cwamden 

A ballistic retard

CWAAAAAAMDEN!

Cwamden

Cwamden by Anonymousx567 August 19, 2011

Camden 

A guy with monster meat. I'm talking like rip u in have kinda shmeat right there

Bro that's Camden
Yea that guys got a massive cock

Camden by Bro that meat tho October 18, 2020

CAMDEN PHONEBOOTH 

Two-phase fart attack, best employed when the victim has just stepped out of his/her office - but is hovering nearby. Phase I: Sneak into the victim's office/cubicle/personal workspace and crop dust. Quickly return to your desk. Phase II: Dial the victim's extension, luring them into the kill zone. Watch them choke. NOTE: Especially effective on days when the victim is expecting "very important" calls. This ensures the victim run to his/her office to answer the phone, before the wall of gas can escape.

Who the hell just took a shit in my office? It smells like a Camden Phonebooth in here!

CAMDEN PHONEBOOTH by Stands With Fist December 12, 2010

Camdenmnesia 

1. The act of forgetting where you came from for good reason.
2. The act of being ungrateful when being presented with gifts you couldnt purchase on your own accord, mostly because of earnings structure that is paycheck to paycheck coupled with insufficient savings.

After I had put those fancy alloy wheels on her ragged car she had suddenly caught Camdenmnesia, which was bad in her case because I came over to her house and took them back.

Camdenmnesia by Zanzibar Jose May 8, 2007

Camden Cigar 

A blowjob given by a bearded hipster in a London back alley.

Old Jimmy has popped off for a Camden Cigar, he loves the feel of an ironic beard on his privates

Camden Cigar by Damp Flange February 5, 2017

Camden 

One of the sweetest guys you can meet. You'll meet him somewhere, and from then on you all are talking. He's one of them that takes forever to respond, but that's okay cause all you can constantly do is think about him. He's very precious. He can make anyone's day better. He's cool as crap. You just want to talk to him 24/7 although he might not want to talk to you. He's a sweet and caring guy. Camden's are often good at things with wheels. He's just an amazing guy in general.

There goes that sweet, one of a kind Camden.

Camden by hot digidy dog January 26, 2015

Camdenization 

1. The act of realizing that your life won't amount to much and the unwillingness to do anything about it.
2. Also to realize you're not as smart as people told you you were.

After 5 months she had a Camdenization moment when she found herself by herself and always angry.

Camdenization by Zanzibar Jose May 8, 2007