Cutum

A small packet of cuteness and sweetness, provides a wholesome feeling, warms one’s heart. Can be used to describe a person or animal.

That cat in the video was such a cutum! I could just smush it!

by SomeKittenGirl September 1, 2021

cucumbrance

collective noun for a group of very cool people

The Jazz-fest crowd is always just a gawk of tourists – never the cucumbrance of coolsters you'd expect.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 8, 2012

Larry, your favourite cucumber

Larry, your favourite cucumber

Larry, your favourite cucumber

by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016

cuntumacious

adjective
Combination of cunt, vulgar slang for vagina, and contumacious, stubbornly disobedient to authority, meaning:
(1) a pussy that is so engorged that it squeezes out even the hardest dicks
(2) a bratty sub who refuses to play the submissive role in sex relations

(1) Just before she squirted, her cuntumacious pussy kicked my dick out and wouldn't let me back in.

(2) My sub has gone too far this time. She's turned into a cuntumacious switch on me.

by Montana Luddite January 24, 2022

Greasy Cucumber

When a bromance reaches an uncomfortable and an irreversible level.
~ Long, Slimey, and Green

Look at those two greasy cucumbers over there.

Lets play hide the greasy cucumber.

by THE Greasy Cucumber February 18, 2017

Cucumber Thunder

The sexual noise created when the man's nuts simultaneously 'slap' the receiver's (male or female) ass cheeks.

Man my neighbor was really going at it last night, I could hear the cucumber thunder from across the floor.

by DNW... December 11, 2012

cucumber satan

FRIKKIN SATANS INCARNATION IN THE FORM OF A CUCUMBER-HAIRED 6 YEAR OLD (aka Monaca Towa from the game "Danganronpa Another Episode: Ultra Despair Girls")

Person 1: Who's your favorite Danganronpa character?

Person 2: hmm...I really like Monaca Towa

Person 1: Aw man really?! I freaking hate that cucumber satan!!

by Rantarouamami February 17, 2017