A breed of italian men that are so charming and good looking that women fall in love with them immediately. As soon as a woman sees a cassinis they will do what ever they have to do to have sexual intercourse with him. A cassinis is usually into kinky/dirty sex and enjoys skiing.

Man: that fucking cassinis stole my girl last night. I hate those damn cassinis guys, they always take home all the hot girls. i bet a cassinis always does ass to mouth, lucky bastard...

Girl: i found a cassinis last night. my friend and i brought him back to our place and let him do ass to mouth to both of us while my boyfriend watched and cried in the corner.

cassinis by euro trash April 25, 2008

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Cuminista

Cuminista is referred to as a cum juice dispensary or vending machine of sorts. Cuminista can refer to a lineup of male genitalia milked into a container by a female. It is an act of Minouchism and shows how sacred cum is for Minoumi's color. It can occur in a glory hole club, back alley, on the street, Minoumi don't give a damn. As long as there's a cuminista and penises ready to be milked he will keep his fuzzy bum open for all visitors ;).

Mickael: Hey cuminista , 3 shots of yellow moldy 4 year aged cum please.
Marco The cuminista: Sure, lemme just milk them up.

Cuminista by What in the Kikeli is going on January 6, 2021

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[Cullinistic]

of or pertaining to advanced cooking skills

Daniel: I can go to Culinary arts school in Hawaii.

Brande: Is Hawaii even all that cullinistic?

Daniel: Yes, Brande, it is.

[Cullinistic] by Brande November 5, 2008

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Cousinist wismo

A way of expressing any happy emotion between cousins and they'll know what the expression is through the powers of cousinist wismo.

Cousin 1. Hey sup
Cousin 2. NM you
Cousin 1. Cousinist wismo
Cousin 2. YASS

Cousinist wismo by Zanmander January 2, 2019

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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