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stop fucking cursing 

A funny, hypocritical joke that is said when another person is cursing repetitively because he/she is very angry. Guaranteed to cut the tension and lift the mood. Similar to the term the "fuck" word
A: My boyfriend thinks I'm fucking PMS-ing, and I'm fucking not! Like what the fuck? He's such a fucking jerk!

B: Stop fucking cursing!

Halfway Cursing 

Those funny times in middle school when you would say half of a curse word and then your friend would say the other half. This would usually occur during class while the teacher was trying to teach the class his or her lesson.
Halfway Cursing:

Student 1: Fu...
Student 2: ck!

Student 1: Shi...
Student 2: t!

Student 1: Cu..
Student 2: nt!!

No cursing Day 

a day when nobody cures (august 23)
Hey you cant curse its no cursing day.
No cursing Day by lbndae August 11, 2020

cough-cursing 

when you cough and curse at the same time.very usefull for in-class curses.very easy to use when you are sick.
cough-cursing:

harry:dude i think my girlfriend's cheating on me!
paul:really why do you think that?
harry:she keeps on goping out every saturday and when she comes back she's always tired.
paul:what's her name again?
harry:jackie.
paul:wait jackie?jackie resse?
harry:yeah why?
paul:sorry to tell ya dude,she's cheating on both of us!
harry:what!!i'm dumping her.
paul:shush here she comes now.
jackie:hi boys,what's all the shouting about?
the boys:oh nothing,just somthing about the game a few night back.
jackie:ahh boys and their sports.
harry:*coughs*bitch.*coughs*two-timer
jackie:what?are you getting a cold it's the summer vacation
paul:yeah and he just gave it to me.*coughs*prostitute.
*coughs*hoe.
jackie:boy that's on loud hack.
both:oh and jackie.
jackie:yes?
both:never cheat on two best budds.
jackie:oh well it lasted a while.
paul:get out of my house.
cough-cursing by hacker! June 8, 2009

Qbert cursing 

A chain of distorted swear words coming out of one's mouth when in extreme agony.
Based on a true event.

Me: Heard a noise, jumped out of bed and stubbed my little to toe with quite some force against the bottom part of the door. The pain was so intense I started Qbert cursing.
Qbert cursing by Justin1967 November 8, 2020

cursing with crayons

A way to describe someone who curses like a little kid and sounds out of place cursing.
Wayne: You can just go to h, e, double hockey sticks! You big you know what'er!
Jay: Wow! You are so scary! Stop cursing with crayons and be a man! Get over the election!