Curnew

A type of large, amphibious slug who has incredible jumping powers. Known to eat entire small children in a single gulp, Curnews can live up to 17.36 years. Curnews use their vocal powers to spout racial and sexual slurs at every moving thing they see.

A curnew called me a slut and then bit me on the nipple!

by bloodbathe March 27, 2009

aiden curnew

Me

Hi Aiden Curnew. You seem like Aiden Curnew

by Imaarealperson. November 14, 2021

Curfew Boy

Someone who has to be home before curfew. Typically Midnight

John - ahhhhlright fellas im gonna scram, im getting tired
Doug - alright later curfew boy
John - dude i swear im tired
Doug - then fuckin leave curfew boy

by KingKoopster April 25, 2013

Verbal Curfew

When one is unable to talk in ones own house past a certain time (on the phone or otherwise) due to the fact that their parents or guardians are vicious tyrants. Penalties for breaking a verbal curfew include ripping out the tounge, a guilt trip, cutting off the left testicle, and other various punishments.

Friend 1: Hey dude, call me when you get home at around 11 PM.

Friend 2: No way, I have a verbal curfew. My parents will cut off my left testicle if I call you tonight.

by DaJaggMan November 4, 2007

Coffee curfew

The time of day at which one knows one can no longer drink coffee (or other caffeinated beverages) without an adverse effect on one's sleep that night.

Five in the afternoon is my coffee curfew. Don't want to be awake until two in the morning. Guess I'll have a beer instead.

by vorpalbla November 30, 2015

curfew

a defined time or restriction.
not allowed at a certain time.

"I'm not allowed, I have to be home by 10"

is like saying

"I'm not allowed, my curfew is 10."

by conor neufeild May 30, 2006

creeping curfew

The insidious, often unauthorized, extension of time restriction placed on nocturnal adolescent activities as further evidence of parental authority erosion and generalized attrition.

Oh, just screw 'em...my parents don't know shit. 11? 11:30? 12? Let the creeping curfew work its magic!

by YAWA February 2, 2019