A type of large, amphibious slug who has incredible jumping powers. Known to eat entire small children in a single gulp, Curnews can live up to 17.36 years. Curnews use their vocal powers to spout racial and sexual slurs at every moving thing they see.

From STEM, an abbreviation short for "Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics", a STEMlord is a pejorative term for a particular kind of person who has studied in these areas at university or works in these fields who holds a pretentious, condescending attitude to anyone who has studied in any other fields, particularly the Arts and Humanities. They typically believe themselves to be more "intelligent" and "rational", while generally remaining incredibly ignorant outside of their areas of expertise and having the charisma of a rotting pig's backside.