Curly One

When a turd is curled out like a sausage into the bowl. This is a healthy turd unlike the creamy and crunchy ones. Only a curly one can be curled out, creamy and crunchy ones cannot.

Gareth liked to drop a curly one into Bens mouth.

by Ollie Kay February 11, 2006

The Curly Haired One

Harry Styles of One Direction. Directioners refer to him as this as a trade mark.

Directioner: I was just curious about The Curly Haired One! Now, I'm in too deep!

by Niallgirl0993 October 11, 2016

curl one off

To take a shit, lay an egg.

Here Bruce, I think I need to curl one off mate!

by manuel de jesus de alverez fanyardo October 1, 2003

Curl one out

To defaecate, usually making a curly shaped faeces.

On a Sunday morning I love to curl one out whilst reading the papers.

by BanusAnimal April 19, 2009

Curl one out

Have a poo.

I need to curl one out.

by jasper asper March 7, 2018

Curl One Out

The act of excreting.

- I'm off to the shitters, i need to curl one out
- Oh my god, did you see the poo button, that was sick how he curled out on her chest

by Barclay teh great February 23, 2009

curl one up

to shit oneself pooless in a curly fashion

I'm off to lay some Stereophonics Drummer type shit.

by Judster October 15, 2004