Curly One

When a turd is curled out like a sausage into the bowl. This is a healthy turd unlike the creamy and crunchy ones. Only a curly one can be curled out, creamy and crunchy ones cannot.

Gareth liked to drop a curly one into Bens mouth.

by Ollie Kay February 1, 2006

The Curly Haired One

Harry Styles of One Direction. Directioners refer to him as this as a trade mark.

Directioner: I was just curious about The Curly Haired One! Now, I'm in too deep!

by Niallgirl0993 January 31, 2016

Curly Short Ones

Another phrase for pubes used once by Abraham on the Walking Dead. Poor Abraham. )^’;

Hillbilly kid 1: I’m 18 I’m practically old enough to drink can’t I have a beer?

Hillbilly dad: I don’t give a Curly Short Ones how old you are. I’m not going to prison just so you can drink some glorified horse piss! No beer for you! It’s like the apple juice of alcohols anyway what kind of lightweight sissy drinks beer?

by TheUrbanGodfather June 4, 2018