Jjust being anything other than sober to the Nth degree probably means you are off your face.
e.g being drunk, stoned, high on something...
I can't remember getting home last night - I must have been completely off my face again!
Nerps - almost always used in the plural, when referring to a set of nipples.
She had chewy nerps.
Can I borrow that magazine for 20 mins Trev? I've got a nearly-baked welsh cake to get out.
to shit oneself pooless in a curly fashion
I'm off to lay some Stereophonics Drummer type shit.
Came to being as a concept and a word the first time my friend sat on a toilet at Reading music festival, a few years ago, and the human waste was piled up so high that his purple headed warrior got a poo-dunking.
HA HA HA HA HA Chris has got a Thorntons Chocolate Nob!
A smelly deposit left by a Welsh bloke in the office toilet.
To To curl one up
, drop the kids off
or lay cable
is also to "Bake a Welsh Cake".
It ALWAYS takes 20 minutes or more to bake a welsh cake.
I wouldn't go in the 2nd floor bogs just yet Mike - I think Seimon has baked a welsh cake.