Judster's definitions

bake a welsh cake

To curl one up, drop the kids off or lay cable is also to "Bake a Welsh Cake".

It ALWAYS takes 20 minutes or more to bake a welsh cake.

Can I borrow that magazine for 20 mins Trev? I've got a nearly-baked welsh cake to get out.

by Judster October 16, 2004

Nerps

Nerps - almost always used in the plural, when referring to a set of nipples.

She had chewy nerps.

by Judster October 10, 2004

curl one up

to shit oneself pooless in a curly fashion

I'm off to lay some Stereophonics Drummer type shit.

by Judster October 15, 2004

welsh cake

A smelly deposit left by a Welsh bloke in the office toilet.

To To curl one up, drop the kids off or lay cable is also to "Bake a Welsh Cake".

It ALWAYS takes 20 minutes or more to bake a welsh cake.

I wouldn't go in the 2nd floor bogs just yet Mike - I think Seimon has baked a welsh cake.

by Judster October 15, 2004

Thorntons chocolate nob

Came to being as a concept and a word the first time my friend sat on a toilet at Reading music festival, a few years ago, and the human waste was piled up so high that his purple headed warrior got a poo-dunking.

HA HA HA HA HA Chris has got a Thorntons Chocolate Nob!

by Judster October 15, 2004

off your face

Jjust being anything other than sober to the Nth degree probably means you are off your face.

e.g being drunk, stoned, high on something...

I can't remember getting home last night - I must have been completely off my face again!

by Judster October 16, 2004