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Churchy Virgin

A virgin who goes to church and does anything in the name of abstinence (i.e canoeing for abstinence, hiking for abstinence, running for abstinence ...)
Kelsey: Luke won't come to the party because he is a churchy virgin
Lesley: Lame.
Luke: PARTY FOR ABSTINENCE!
Churchy Virgin by Jerkasaurus! February 5, 2009

god curch 

Something jake Paul puts in his songs when he dosent know what rhymes with the word "merch"
"I I got some new merch and it's selling like a god curch"
god curch by Claybuck18 July 2, 2017
A word that means nothing, just meant to confuse, something you say to deflect someone long enough in conversation so you can get the fuck out of there. Usually most effective in the form of a question.
"Yes my little kitty cat has the cutest widdle face you ever seen."
"Um, curchip?" (backing away)
"What?"
"Curchip?"
"? I, uh, don't... What is that word?"
"Crap, that's my ride, later."
curchip by Jakomo April 21, 2004
Description of someone is obsesses with church and is constantly talking about or going to church
Danni is such a churchy
Churchy by hehe vb June 29, 2005
My god Barry is a culchy
culchy by damirobert November 15, 2005

super churchy 

description of someone who overly obsessed with god, church or religion and will not do anything "unholy"
super churchy by hehe vb June 29, 2005