A female roadman. Tomboy. They're athletic, chill with mandem. Often seen wearing black Airforce 1, eyelash extensions. Enjoys vaping or smoking joints on electric scooters.
by Sausagero11 September 8, 2022
Get the Curb Chick mug.A rare breed of Chickenhead, found perched on curbs outside of night clubs. Due to an alcohol induced lack of motor skills, Curb Chickens are found exclusively atop curbs. Curb Chickens, although a figuratively "bird," are similar to Penguins in that they cannot fly.
It should be noted Economists have set the upper limit of Curb Chicken attractiveness at 5 on a 10 point scale.
It should be noted Economists have set the upper limit of Curb Chicken attractiveness at 5 on a 10 point scale.
Wait a minute, is that dude trying to round up that stray Curb Chicken, or is he just trying to bum a loosey?
by PSYA January 9, 2014
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a sometimes fatal game played between a pedestrian and an automobile. the goal is for the pedestrian to successfully cross the street at his or her own pace w/o regard for traffic flow. the pedestrian always starts the game by stepping from the curb into traffic and daring cars to either slow down or hit them. the pedestrian often shows signs of defiance, confidence, and bravado as he/she is meandering across the street.
If you want an example, just drive down the nearest road and some idiot will step off the curb and into your path. It's human nature to want to avoid hitting someone with a car so the pedestrian typically makes it across the road w/o a scratch. However, it is fun to sometimes challenge the pedestrian's athletic ability and speed up as you're approaching them. Hitting the pedestrian is not recommended but scaring the shit out of them is highly rewarding.
An exchange after a game of Curb Chicken might go like this:
Boss, "Good morning. How was the drive to work?"
Me: "Some asshole played curb chicken with me and I damn near hit him."
An exchange after a game of Curb Chicken might go like this:
Boss, "Good morning. How was the drive to work?"
Me: "Some asshole played curb chicken with me and I damn near hit him."
by Sierra Nevada November 9, 2012
Get the Curb Chicken mug.The act of placing an unconscious or immobile individual's head against a curb or similar embankment with their mouth open and stepping on or kicking them in the head.
"After he gound out bert had stolen his last eight ball, ernie hauled his ass out and curb checked him."
by Daemonite March 25, 2003
Get the Curb Check mug.The act of observing where the edge of a concrete curb or median is in relation to the front tires of your vehicle
When about to clip a curb in a parking lot or while turning onto a divided highway one might yell:
"Curb check!"
"Curb check!"
by Stavrosnco May 2, 2005
Get the curb check mug.When you hang out with your friends on the street and there are no chairs so you sit on the curb. Usually done with a 40oz of malt liquor and/or a blunt.
Guy 1: I just want to sit down, relax, smoke this blunt, and sip this 40.
Guy2: shit, looks like we're curb checkin' it.
Guy2: shit, looks like we're curb checkin' it.
by supercrescentfresh December 23, 2020
Get the Curb Check mug.1. When a guy dry humps another man for no apparent reason.
2. When a dude is about to ram his cock in your butthole but misses.
2. When a dude is about to ram his cock in your butthole but misses.
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