Cuppycakes

A bad thing. Negative term. Simillar in use to unfair or foolish.

That's just cuppycakes, yo!

Cuppycakes by Kris Petersen July 26, 2004

cuppiest of all the cuppycakes 

A title designated to a very special person. They are super cute, super funny, and always want to be the main attraction even if it's not their event.

"Who is that girl right there? She looks like the cuppiest of all the cuppycakes!?"
"Don't worry that's just Shifa!"

cuppiest of all the cuppycakes by poopoobooboo October 15, 2021

Cupcakes of Forgiveness 

cupcakes presented after a wrongdoing is committed.

Sam crashed Kali's car, and he presented her the next day with the cupcakes of forgiveness.

Cupcakes of Forgiveness by brodbro March 15, 2010

Cupcakes Fanfiction

The most fucked-up, mentally scarring fanfiction you will ever read. Also happens to be about My Little Pony. The plot:
Rainbow Dash goes to see her friend Pinkie Pie. Pinkie makes her eat a cupcake, which makes Rainbow fall asleep. When she wakes up, she's strapped down in Pinkie's basement (which is filled with other pony's body parts, made to look like they're at a party) Pinkie then proceeds to skin Rainbow's cutie mark off, cut off her wings, EAT PART OF RAINBOW'S LEG- etc. Rainbow eventually dies and Pinkie puts her in a cupcake.

I just read the Cupcakes Fanfiction. I will never eat a cupcake again without throwing up.

Cupcakes Fanfiction by Zapps September 1, 2012

The Conspiracy Theory Against Muffins and Cupcakes 

Many people like to say that muffins are ugly cupcakes.
This is my theory:
It is not that muffins are ugly cupcakes, but that cupcakes are altered and frosted muffins. The dye on them refers to tanning and the frosting refers to an excess amount of makeup. Cupcakes are whores in the muffin world, while muffins are pure and natural.

Now tell me, whose the ugly dessert now?

Belle: Muffins > Cupcakes
Monica: Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Jared: Actually, cupcakes are just altered muffins with makeup on. I call this the conspiracy theory against muffins and cupcakes.
Belle: So cupcakes are whores?
Jared: That would be weird because cupcakes are inanimate objects. But yes, exactly.

The Conspiracy Theory Against Muffins and Cupcakes by Jared Stein & Belle Miranda March 25, 2012

frosting her cupcakes 

To cum on a woman's breasts. Preferably B or C cups.

She didn't want frosting in the oven so I was frosting her cupcakes instead.

frosting her cupcakes by collapsing-a-hole March 20, 2010

Cuppycake 

Designed in 1994 with chocolate icing layed in waves and curls. It's cup is decorated with hipster motives and it's insides is filled with joy and gayness and cuteness and rainbows and unicorns.

"Who is a cuppycake?"

"Harry Styles"

Cuppycake by northeastdirection October 2, 2012