cumlord69 

Cumlord69 is a very horny person and always try’s to fuck someone cumlord69 is trying to get in everyone’s pants

Cumlord 9 is trying to get in everyone’s pants

Cumlord69 is a horny man and always try’s to get in everyone’s pants

cumlord69 by Honeyisnotyourfriend December 30, 2021

cumlordian 

The offspring of 2 lord capertons

“That guy is such a cumlordian”

cumlordian by Astronuttttt November 7, 2020

divine cumlord

Divine cumlords are extremely rare...there are only a handful of others including myself. A divine cumlord is a man with a golden cock that pumps out 1 gallon of semen each ejaculate. The cum produced is valued at 1 million per pint because each sperm has the ability to fly. The cum can also cure cancer and ward away evil spirits in a possessed individual. The man releases a barbaric roar every time his golden cock of wrath cums.

The fierce warrior ripped off his trousers to expose his glistening golden cock of extreme power which caused the opposing army to flee in terror. With a thundering roar, the divine cumlord shot out sperm which flew off into the distance.

divine cumlord by gindertopia March 6, 2010

Cumlord 

Refers to an individual who has an unnatural or unhealthy obsession with all things cum. Used in a derogatory way, often towards people having multiple unprotected sex partners.

"Ugh you are being such a Cumlord!"

"She screws everyone that she meets, she is a huge Cumlord."

Cumlord by Master Bates Alot December 16, 2009

cumlord 

me and myself with your mother

i am your mother's cumlord

cumlord by koki bolls August 11, 2021

cumlordian 

The offspring of two lord cappertons

Look at that cumlordian over there what a loser

cumlordian by Cosmics November 7, 2020

cumlord 

Deriving from the formulation of two words: 'Cum' and 'Lord'.
Meaning: The Boss/Master of a semen/sperm mixture or a 'Twat'.
Normally used as an insult when the user is either intoxicated or on the losing side of an insult battle. The use of such a word is ill-advised as people will come to the conclusion that you are retarded. see Fucktard

Mother, you cumlord, where is my fucking tea?

cumlord by Margaret Thatcher February 27, 2004