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The combination of Chips and Onions. Thinly sliced potato and onion mixed together to create possibly THE most amazing food toppings known to man that contains or consists of essential body nutrients, such as carbohydrates.....and that's basically it. It is also said to be an ancient tradition passed down through generations of people who think they can cook on a BBQ, but really have no idea. In turn combining everything that has not cooked properly, and creating something new all-together,then giving it a label. If you look closely at the painting of Leonardo Da Vinci's "the last supper" you will find Chonion was the meal of choice by our lord and saviour Jesus Christ.
You burnt the chips you dickhead....just combine it with the onion to make some Chonion and she'll be right.

OR

Guy 1 "Man i could go for some chips right now...."
Guy 2 "Man i could go for some onion right now..."
Sven "why not have both?" (crowd breaks out in joyous praise, lifting Sven onto crowds shoulders with El Paso Mexican music playing violently in background).
Chonion by Billybob1 February 6, 2015
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Orgininated in Brisbane, Australia. In Australia, cunt is the name given to someone who is horrible and mean. An onion is a vegetable of many layers.

A cunion is a person who is so horrible (i.e. a cunt) that they have so many layers of cunt to form an onion of cunt; a cunion.
Man, did you see that guy kick his dog? What a cunion!

I heard Steve cheated on his girlfriend. He is such a cunion!
Cunion by Lifeisacunion October 21, 2016
The combination of Chips and Onions. Thinly sliced potato and onion mixed together to create possibly THE most amazing food toppings known to man that contains or consists of essential body nutrients, such as carbohydrates.....and that's basically it. It is also said to be an ancient tradition passed down through generations of people who think they can cook on a BBQ, but really have no idea. In turn combining everything that has not cooked properly, and creating something new all-together,then giving it a label. If you look closely at the painting of Leonardo Da Vinci's "the last supper" you will find Chonion was the meal of choice by our lord and saviour Jesus Christ.
You burnt the chips you dickhead....just combine it with the onion to make some Chonion and she'll be right.

OR

Guy 1 "Man i could go for some chips right now...."
Guy 2 "Man i could go for some onion right now..."
Sven "why not have both?" (crowd breaks out in joyous praise, lifting Sven onto crowds shoulders with El Paso Mexican music playing violently in background).
Chonion by Billybob1 February 6, 2015

Cunion funk

1. Vaginal cheese

2. Dirty under garment build-up caused by yeast infected discharge.
Sally has not bathed in a week and therefore is riddled with cunion funk.

Sally's underwear were stuck to the wall because she had cunion funk in them.
Cunion funk by "The" Irish Mark February 21, 2009
Originated in Newfoundland. Similar use as cunt but not as nasty. For people who don't like to call people the big 'c'. Probably a combination of cunt and onion (something to do with smell maybe?)
Man that guy is such a friggin' cunion.
cunion by Vachon Man November 1, 2005

Cunion Breath 

"Eww Kim you've got cunion Breath"
Cunion Breath by Ajayjay81 July 16, 2017
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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