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Cunty Flaps 

The vaginal flaps of a women, usually seeping pus.
erghhhhhhhhhh look at your cunty flaps

Cunt Flaps

The busted up labia of the female genitalia, closely resembling the meat of an Arby's roast beef sandwich. Unfortunately they do not go as well with Horsy sauce.
Oh my god!!! What the hell happened to your vag? Was there a terrorist attack on your pussy? Those cunt flaps are so loose you could use them to make a tent.
Cunt Flaps by nastynick69 October 31, 2009

Cunt Flaps McGee 

An insult used to mock a person while seeming less offensive. Originating from the Celtic children's poem which follows: Listen my friends and I'll tell you with glee, The magical tale of Cunt Flaps McGee.
Hey, Cunt Flaps McGee, get the dick out of your mouth and stop mumbling.
Cunt Flaps McGee by nastynick69 October 31, 2009

cunt flaps

noun, the side flaps of the female genitalia

originates in english class, cunt flaps was one of the hang man answers i made for shamus, we were bored
-That chicks got massive cunt flaps, dirty!
cunt flaps by York March 28, 2004

moist [cunt flaps] 

From the Latin word Moisticus Cunto Flapicus

The lips of the side of the vagina that gets slightly wet during sexual stimulation

And apprently... The three worst words in the English lanuage put together to define a womans slightly dampened Labia Minora
1...
Dude: Hey what's the worst three words you could put together?

Chick: I dunno?

Dude: Moist Cunt Flaps

Chick: Thats fucking sick you pervert!

2...
Apprently she has moist cunt flaps

3...
Lick my moist cunt flaps!
moist [cunt flaps] by Pope Pipp October 29, 2008

Cunt Flaps

A curse, akin to 'oh balls', to denote disdain with an event or action.
"Cunt flaps, I've forgotten my keys"

Upon stubbing toe "Cunt Flaps!" expressed in anger.
Cunt Flaps by EllieJayne84 July 7, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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