Cunturtle

Crochety old women who conplain about everything and often fall, being then unable to get up

""hey is that Nancy Jean? That crazy mean cunturtle must be sunning itself. And look at that black eye!"

by 251mpr August 20, 2011

cuntbutler

1. A more offensive and humourous insult that "cunt" on its own.

2. A man who is "pussy whipped" or overly controlled by his girlfriend. He spends excessive time with his girlfriend and will wait on her cunt like Alfred on Bruce Wayne. Similar to a WOM or WOMBAT.

1. Hey mate, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for hitting you the other day.

Fuck off cuntbutler!

2. Sorry mate, I can't make it out tonight. I'm going to stay home and watch DVDs with Tiff.

Man, you're such a cuntbutler. Do you ever leave the house these days?

by bucket004 May 25, 2009

cuntbutler

A cuntbutler is the type of man who hasn't got the courage to be a complete cunt but acts as a cheerleader to a cunt he wishes he could be.

He's a typical middle management cuntbutler.

Tony Blair is such a cuntbutler.

He thinks he's the dogs bollocks but he's really just a cuntbutler.

by Dave Right September 22, 2010

cuntbutler

A more rare cuntbutler is the man who worships at the alter of muff and devotes himself to the clitoral arts.

He's an ugly little sod but he has the patience of an accomplished cuntbutler.

by Dave Right September 22, 2010

cuntucklefuck

thrusted kuntucky fried chicken up the vaginal regions

Fuck you, you cuntucklefuck

by Rahalasha April 1, 2010

cunture

The traditions, beliefs, and social behavior of a select group of Americans who believe theirs to be either better developed or more important. Most often this applies to movie, music, furniture, clothing, book, and hobby taste (obviously, this is an incomplete list). Usually these people communicate in such a way that makes them a cunt.

"Did you see the new Wes Anderson movie? It blew my mind. Although, I still prefer his earlier work."
"I'm going to see Neutral Milk Hotel tonight. Their lyrics alone justify them as a top ten caliber band. What? I can't believe you haven't heard of them!"
"I liked the book better. The Cohen brothers did their best, but no one can truly do justice to Cormack McCarthy's prose."
"It's vintage."
"I love Faulkner."
"I've started playing the didgeridoo."
These are all symptomatic of that cunture we all know and love...

by scootereater March 4, 2008

cultureless

people or a society/group/community having no culture or no value for it, which includes people having no respect for anyone, no beliefs etc

for details see culture

stay away from cultureless people, they may ruin your life.

by admin_ind January 23, 2011