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Chemtrails Over The Country Club

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country club negro 

A light-skinned brother of some means or economic success, generally tolerated by those (well off white men) he works with/ lives near because of his nonthreatening demeanor and quasi-assimilation into white culture/ language/ customs. For all intents and purposes, outside of pigment, country club negro *is* a white man in all regards.

Examples: Carlton from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, David Otunga and Byron Saxton from WWE, both Gumbels.
"The first time I saw him at the Cricket Club golfing, I was aghast. 'A colored on the links?' I asked. But after talking to the chap, I discovered he wasn't one of *them* at all. He was a country club negro. He was almost one of us."
country club negro by SeanyOnTheSpot December 29, 2016

Country club middle 

One of the most best schools in dade county period! This school is pretty fun but garbage at the same time bc of gutteriez. There alot of shit talkers in this school there hoes that will suck your dick for a $1 โ€œperiodโ€. Girls date every guy in this school! All you do in this school is vape .

Valparaiso country club

The finest country club in all of northwest Indiana. It has one of the most beautiful golf courses in the country kept up by arguably the greatest groundscrew of all time.
Iโ€™m going to play a round of eighteen at Valparaiso Country Club

Country Club Effect 

When you find yourself waving and saying hello to everyone you see at a country club. Other symptoms include saying "nice shot" when they hit an average shot when playing golf. You also find your self doing this at crappy public courses and everyone thinks you're weird.
Golfer: I just waved at some guy driving down the thruway.
Friend: Man, you got country club effect bad!

Country club pour 

The generous pour of wine or spirit that you expect an exclusive club would give members. It can also occur when you're nice and polite, and your friendly waiter/waitress tips the bottle a couple seconds longer. Everyone gets tips-y.
I should have ordered the sancerre Frazier - that's a country club pour