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1) n. someone who is acting like a douchebag

2) adj. word used to describe a person whose features resemble female genitalia
1) I decided to go home because Tom was acting like a total cuntoid.

2) Did you see that girl's face?? She had cuntoid lips!
cuntoid by vwwoolle March 2, 2008
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cuntoisseur 

A carnivore, usually male, who enjoys devouring meat curtains
Michael is well-liked in cheer leading circles across the country for his prowess as a cuntoisseur.
cuntoisseur by Joel T. June 30, 2008
A word describing a cheap, white-trash, nasty bitch who looks like her cunt stinks like hemorrhoids and has oozing puss dripping out.
Look at that stupid cuntoid, she should take her skanky ass back to the trailer park.
cuntoid by Manuel Snodgrass April 7, 2004

Cuntoisseur 

A man who is sentimental about his porn folder to the point of considering it a "collection."
He's got nearly 100 folders, and they are all organized. He's a cuntoisseur.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026