cuntmaster

One who is mastered at the art of cunninglus or female genital stimulation.

That boy who fingered me last night made me come in 3 minutes; he was a real cuntmaster!

by Bob Dole March 26, 2003

cuntmaster

definition 1- someone who steals your trail mix
definition 2- AKA mastercunt, known as the biggest cunt ever
definition 3- someone who spills beer on your DDR Pad, and masturbates with your favorite shirt, while watching colbert report

damn, i was trying to fuck this girl then i found out she was a cuntmaster, oh my god.

by teen wolf and jesus christ August 1, 2010

cuntmaster extreme

A person most vertically integrated with power and authority. Highly skilled and dangerous varient of cuntmaster.

Friend: Did you see Jamie dance last night?
Johnny: He is cuntmaster extreme...!

by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008

Cuntmander

Refers to someone in total war community, who is a cunt.

Have you beaten cuntmander? Who hasn't?

by Ihatefagkids July 24, 2016

Cuntastrophe

A woman who, by demeanor and action, creates issues where there are none. A drama machine. She will commonly be found in panic, when you ask her what is wrong she will list horrible situations from the past, the present and quite possibly activities that aren't even true just to stir up shit. When she asks you questions, beware, it is rhetorical, she is bating you into her trap. It is how they hunt. They dwell within a web of lies and burned bridges wherein they create a nest which requires high matienance. These women should be avoided at all costs.

Trish: Oh, here comes Doloris.

Doloris: (In background) Oh my God, I just wrecked my car because I got a call while I was trying to drink my vodka. Could you loan me $50 so I can get some scrath-its? You don't want me to buy scratch-its?!? Do you think I'm fat?..."

Harrison: Christ, that woman is a Cuntastrophe.

by The Lord Bob Saget April 19, 2010

Cuntastrophe

A person, usually a girl, who was really cool at one point in their life but has since become a total douche/introvert.

Guy 1: Dude, whatever happened to Noelle?

Guy 2: I don't know man, she's been a real bitch lately.

Guy 1: Yeah, she's a total cuntastrophe.

by Konglomerate January 10, 2009

cuntastrophe

A catastrophic event that occurs as a result of someone's cuntish (selfish, mean, horrible) actions.

I can't believe that she broke the TV when she threw her shoe at it, what a cuntastrophe.

by Olia March 23, 2008