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Cuntlips 

1. Adjective
"Her letter says "Help me!", but her lips say "Gurglegurgle oh Bowser""
Princess Peach is such a cuntlips, telling Mario she needs help as she violently fucks Bowser
Cuntlips by Cuntlips October 31, 2014

cunty mc cuntlips 

The ultimate insult to someone who is more than just a cunt, or has just done something completely twatty. A clever use of the Scottish 'Mc' between 'cunty' and 'cuntlips' to make it sound like someones name, but also gives it a humourous feel, perfect for a bit of banter amongst friends.
Lame_d00d: I PwN3d J00 d00d!!!1111
D7: You Cunty McCuntlips ;-)
cunty mc cuntlips by D7 November 28, 2004

fuck you cuntlips 

fuck you cuntlips is a semi common expression in certain parts of the greenbelt and similarly held in so called "army brat" camps where kids brought up to be moved around frequently with their army families learnt a catchy comeback to annoying and stupid comments that angered them.
"Where's your mum?"
"Fuck you cuntlips, she left my dad and me to fend for myself you fucking cuntlips."
fuck you cuntlips by Jason Mosely October 25, 2009
Also known as ‘vulval lips’. The outer lips are usually fleshy, and the inner lips are usually thin but, like every other part of the body, they come in all shapes and sizes. In some women, the inner lips are completely enclosed by the outer lips. However the inner lips are more sensitive than the out lips.

Can also be used as a greeting.
Walking into a room of people, spotting the bitch and saying "Alrite cunt lips!"
Cunt lips by Michael February 26, 2005
a total cunt bitch. pejorative like cunt but more of a visual.
what a fucking cuntlip!
cuntlip by scottiboi April 27, 2009
A pussy lip
cunt lip

Joe took a trip to his local liquor store and made a sad discovery that his favorite beer was nowhere to be seen on the shelf. At this very moment Joe yelled, "Cuntlip!" out of complete frustration
cuntlip by Kiiy Chaain October 3, 2012
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