5 definition by D7

Bloke: an informal English word for man, similar to chap, guy, feller/fella/fellow,geezer.
Often thought of as an Australian word as it is commonly used over there. The Aussie Bloke is a stereotype of a typical Australian Man, i.e. loves sport, beer, bbq's.
It's used in UK and Aus. in the same way guy and dude are used in America

According to a local newspaper in the Midlands, the word originated in the Black country (an area near Birmingham, UK), but I'm really not sure how much truth is in that!

The ultimate insult to someone who is more than just a cunt, or has just done something completely twatty. A clever use of the Scottish 'Mc' between 'cunty' and 'cuntlips' to make it sound like someones name, but also gives it a humourous feel, perfect for a bit of banter amongst friends.

Used by people in a severely alcoholicly inebriated state (i.e. pissed out of their head) when they attempt to say fucking.
The 'ck' loses its sharpness and becomes 'gg' and the 'g' at the end completely dissapears
Also used as an 'not-so-sweary' alternative to the word 'fucking', when talking to people like the Vicar or Aunt Agatha
See also fuggin and fugging

An urban slang from the land of kiltoon. Another word for a nipple

A comedy word for the testicles. Poularised on the BBC tv program Top Gear, mainly by presenter Jeremy Clarkson.
Suitable for use in situations where 'bollocks' might offend.
E.G when talking to Aunt Mildred or the vicar.