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The planet cuntillia is a pink and black planet in the solar system discovered in July 29th 2005 it is said to be home to many different life forms

Cuntillia Also means beauty royal/royalty and elegance
You look so cuntillia today

You are now a cuntillia queen congratulations

Wow look at that planet cuntillia it’s so cool
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cuntiblast 

The whiff of snatch when you flip over your sex-partner during an epic session of intercourse
The cuntiblast from Jamie's poon almost put me off my stroke

cantillionaire 

A rich person whose wealth came from the built-in unfairness of the fiat monetary system. See: Cantillon Effect
Man, check out these fat-cat banksters with their big-ticket wheels... They must be Cantillionaires!
cantillionaire by oregonborne August 14, 2020
the queen of cunts, she who enjoys being one, or goes out of her way to be one
"Vangie can be such a cuntzilla!
cuntzilla by peecheechoh March 31, 2009

cuntilinguist 

a person so proficient in eating twat that the women think he is comunicating with the snatch
sally had to call her cuntilinguist because her pussy was clammed up
cuntilinguist by timrod April 18, 2008

auto cunnillingus 

when a women performs head on herself
Jackie performed auto cunnillingus on herself
n.
the large vagina-monster that lives in the pacific coast of california. it can grow to 80 feet in height and enjoys to eat dick
ahahhhhhhhhhhh. holey shit, a cuntzilla. run!!!!!
cuntzilla by motherfucking papadill February 17, 2005
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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