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Cuntillion 

The coming out party for celebrity vag. The first time cooter gets shown getting out of a limo.
Did you see Britney's dress the other night? Neither did I, all I saw was vag as she got out of the limo, she was right on time for her Cuntillion
Cuntillion by AlanHarper February 26, 2009
The planet cuntillia is a pink and black planet in the solar system discovered in July 29th 2005 it is said to be home to many different life forms

Cuntillia Also means beauty royal/royalty and elegance
You look so cuntillia today

You are now a cuntillia queen congratulations

Wow look at that planet cuntillia it’s so cool

cuntillion 

1. The world's female population number
2. A nickname for the ever-gay high school dance, "Cotillion"
3. The amount of ass a virgin, teenage guy claims to have gotten in front of his annoying friends.
1. "Dude, don't worry, there's a cuntillion girls out there for you!"
2. "I went to Cuntillion, and it was so lame."
3. "Yeah dude, Oh I got about cuntillion bitches that night, it was tight."
cuntillion by Zac LaC. April 22, 2006

Countilliation 

1. When someone throws a bookshelf out of a window and it crushes a person driving their tractor on the sidewalk
2. When a tree falls over and rolls down a hill
Johnny John John was thrown in court for Countilliation.
The tree countilliated and crushed 12 people.
Countilliation by BELGIUM FRIES September 26, 2022

Cuntillingus

Serving cunt and eating it tf up (literally)
Damn its giving cuntillingus
Cuntillingus by bac0n4ter December 23, 2023
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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