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Countillian 

A person that does something wrong, tries to disprove it, and ends up debunking themselves.
“Did you here about the countillian on the news? He tried to disprove his bomb threats, but sent the plans instead of the apology letter!”
Countillian by Firedeath3 September 29, 2023
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Cuntillion 

The coming out party for celebrity vag. The first time cooter gets shown getting out of a limo.
Did you see Britney's dress the other night? Neither did I, all I saw was vag as she got out of the limo, she was right on time for her Cuntillion
Cuntillion by AlanHarper February 26, 2009
The planet cuntillia is a pink and black planet in the solar system discovered in July 29th 2005 it is said to be home to many different life forms

Cuntillia Also means beauty royal/royalty and elegance
You look so cuntillia today

You are now a cuntillia queen congratulations

Wow look at that planet cuntillia it’s so cool

cuntillion 

1. The world's female population number
2. A nickname for the ever-gay high school dance, "Cotillion"
3. The amount of ass a virgin, teenage guy claims to have gotten in front of his annoying friends.
1. "Dude, don't worry, there's a cuntillion girls out there for you!"
2. "I went to Cuntillion, and it was so lame."
3. "Yeah dude, Oh I got about cuntillion bitches that night, it was tight."
cuntillion by Zac LaC. April 22, 2006

Countilliation 

1. When someone throws a bookshelf out of a window and it crushes a person driving their tractor on the sidewalk
2. When a tree falls over and rolls down a hill
Johnny John John was thrown in court for Countilliation.
The tree countilliated and crushed 12 people.
Countilliation by BELGIUM FRIES September 26, 2022

Cuntillingus

Damn its giving cuntillingus
Cuntillingus by bac0n4ter December 23, 2023
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