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Any body orifice that cum can be deposited in – more commonly the mouth.
Frustration: "Shut your cumfunnel, Sheila"!

Elation: "I’ll fuck your cumfunnel all night, Sheila"!
cumfunnel by lick a lotta spokes November 8, 2004
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Cuntflannel

A Cuntflannel derives from the English city of Birmingham and is a slang word used to describe someone who smells or has a bad attitude , see "chav" It can also be used when something particularly bad has happened.
How was your day jimmy? Ive had a cuntflannel of a day mom
Cuntflannel by necromancer79 February 20, 2011

Cumtunnel 

The male reproductive organ; a tunnel used for transporting jizz; usually referred to in the company of cumdumpster.
Dude, you really fucked the shit out of her cumdumpster with your cumtunnel.
Cumtunnel by Clavis Jotey November 3, 2004
Your mom is a cumfunnel.
cumfunnel by Lord Infamous August 19, 2004

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026