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Cumtunnel 

The male reproductive organ; a tunnel used for transporting jizz; usually referred to in the company of cumdumpster.
Dude, you really fucked the shit out of her cumdumpster with your cumtunnel.
Cumtunnel by Clavis Jotey November 3, 2004
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Cuntfunnel 

Anything you want it to be. Has no set definition. Let your mind wander.
"I had a baby! Look!"

"Awh! What a lovely cuntfunnel!"
Cuntfunnel by Tiny164 February 6, 2010

cum tunnel 

A delightfully descriptive wording for "vagina".
Betty's cum tunnel is a tattered ghost of a once prized poon.
cum tunnel by Nathan Matthews November 9, 2007
Any body orifice that cum can be deposited in – more commonly the mouth.
Frustration: "Shut your cumfunnel, Sheila"!

Elation: "I’ll fuck your cumfunnel all night, Sheila"!
cumfunnel by lick a lotta spokes November 8, 2004

Gay Cum Tunnel 

1. Asshole
2. Rectum
3. Anus
Gay men stick their penis's in each others Gay Cum Tunnel s
Gay Cum Tunnel by Vandie September 14, 2008

cum-tunnel 

A cum-tunnel is a guy's rectum.
Matt unloads in my cum-tunnel nearly every night - sometimes twice!
cum-tunnel by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021

Cumturnal 

The sensation experienced at the peak of sexual excitation, resulting from sexual stimulation at night.
That girl is cumturnal, she can only cum when the sun goes down!
Cumturnal by ihuntmidgets September 26, 2009
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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