Cunterday
The day of the week when you’re scheduled to work with your cunt boss. Definition may be extended to coworkers, family members or douchebags in general.
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cuntery
cuntery by Distinctly Female June 14, 2018
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Cunterval by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020
sunterday
When you go out on Saturday night and end up in a club till 4am and crawl home into the early hours of Sunday.. Sunterday.
Dave Went out for one Saturday night, and ended up face down in a skip at the back of a night club on sunterday.
sunterday by Al the pal. October 13, 2019
Cuntertainment
TV programming which is quite clearly made to entertain cunts. It will also be presented by/star a cunt, hence any TV show featuring Britain's most low rent Jerry Springer wannabe Jeremy Kyle.
Cuntertainment by sickkid1972 October 11, 2011
cuntery
The actions of someone who is being a cunt. Unfair actions towards their friends. And as well as their narcissistic tendencies to never apologize for anything, ever.
cuntery by -The Awesome Person! March 25, 2022
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