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A neologistic derogatory term originally coined in the Midlands of the UK. It is a compound of the words cunt and 'by', a reference to Mitchell and Webb's (British comedians) recurring sketch character Sir Digby.
It is traditionally used in self-effacing situations (see example 1), but can be used as a general insult (example 2).
1. "I'm SUCH a cuntby!"
2. "Yeah I heard him say that... What a cuntby."
Cuntby by lcr_ftw January 13, 2009
Words you can keep

Uncle Cunty

A female of the species, that due to their incredible girth, selection of double chins, language selection that would cause a truck driver to blush and lack of empathy, can only be described using using a mix of male and female terms.
Don't be such an Uncle Cunty!
I am Uncle Cunty!
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Cunty McCunty Cunt 

A pompous male that is such an asshole that if he were a female he would be a colossal cunty bitch
The boss's son treats us like he owns the place instead of his asshole dad.

Ya, he's a real Cunty McCunty Cunt for sure.
Cunty McCunty Cunt by Cunty Joe September 23, 2016

Cuntly Trimper 

A person who acts like a slut during teenage hood and now that they are on the verge of 20 they fuck anything that moves including Adelaide Crows player and various penis shaped vegetables.
Fuck, she is such a cuntly trimper, she just fucked a cucumber!
Cuntly Trimper by Zeebar2 January 12, 2011

cuntblock 

when a girl is blocked form getting action
She just got cuntblocked
cuntblock by Big April 3, 2005

cuntbreeder 

1: Slang term used by some childfree people for a particularly intolerable form of female breeder who acts like a condescending bitch around childfree people, insists that everyone caters to their child's every whim, brings babies to inappropriate venues like bars, fine restaurants or R rated movies and then ignores them when they start screaming, demands that coworkers without children cover their workload and/or or give up holiday vacation slots, changes diapers on public table tops, turns into a raging lunatic if their choice to breed is not endlessly praised and both acts like a martyr and insists that having children is the only path to fulfillment in life.
"So I went to see the midnight showing of Django Unchained and some cuntbreeder brought an infant. I can't believe how inconsiderate people can be."
cuntbreeder by Quietpleez October 24, 2016

cuntbluncher

A russian man with a plunger who goes around and puts the plunger to homeless men and then beats the shit out of them.
Oh shit there's a cuntbluncher beating up that homeless guy.
cuntbluncher by leoladu March 25, 2020
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