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Cuntagonist 

A female with a bad personality. A cunt who starts drama and antagonizes people.
That cuntagonist started the fight between her lovers.
Cuntagonist by Terriblah January 10, 2009

cuntagonistic 

Cunty + antagonistic; reserved for when that certain antagonistic person is communicating in an extra-cunty way
The fight was inevitable: Her cuntagonistic comments left no other option.
cuntagonistic by cbpdx August 14, 2008

cunttosser 

Another term for a "player".

Meaning: he has one cunt, tosses it, goes to the next.
Girl 1: "God he's cute what's his name?"
Girl 2: "Oh don't bother with him, he's such a cunttosser."
cunttosser by NotMyRealNamr November 1, 2015
(n.) Putrefaction of the pussy, a chronic condition resulting in the most foul-smelling meat wallet found in the universe. The discharge from cuntosis can be smooth or lumpy like the mouth-watering giblet gravy your grandmother used to make.

(See also: cuntitis, a less virulent variation of pussy pathology than cuntosis.)
The doctor's head was half way to the floor when the fetid odor of cuntosis reached his nostrils.
cuntosis by Robert E. Porter September 12, 2007

cuntasoris rex 

when a female has a rather wrinkly vagina or (pussy) and it is always moist. sometimes there is irregular extreme amounts of discharge that flood the panties. often a cunasoris rex is an ugly preppy girl with a hairy or razerburned rectum
wow donald is dating one hell of a cuntasoris rex
cuntasoris rex by daloeirs April 25, 2006

Cuntatonic 

The mental state of any person who accepts all PC diktats without question, attempts by any means to rewrite the past to prove their ideology is correct and those who do not agree are beyond the pale. To strive to betray your own kind all the time because you have a guilt complex or some such shit. To further your own ends by joining whatever crusade against whatever is current. To place ideology above reason and common sense in every case exception being if your financial position may be put at risk. Get the picture?
Pointless proposing that solution; been Cuntatonic since being elected.
Cuntatonic by SpearOfEndings June 22, 2018
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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