Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

cunt stick 

1) noun., an idiot, a imbecile, a cretin, someone who is such a clueless cunt as to be a cuntstick.

2) The male penis.
"You are a complete CUNT STICK, now FUCK OFF"
cunt stick by Dave RT Jones August 29, 2008

cunt stick 

1: Tool used by male to interface with the female pleasure palace

2: Tool used by female and inserted into her nu-nu to generate joy juice.
1: I did her behind the bins with my enormous cunt stick

2: Her cunt stick came out with a 'pop'.
cunt stick by DJ Jaybee August 26, 2004

Dizzy Cunt Stick

A slight variation of the dizzy "fuck stick" who has a foggy and misconstrued conception of the world they live in. This witless skank hole has a combined social intelligence of an earthworm and a McDonald's milkshake. She routinely placates others with her kookaburra-esque juvenile laughter mixed with volumes of gratuitous sunshine up her subject's ass.
That dizzy cunt stick goes round and round more than the rides at Disney.

If I have to hear that dizzy cunt stick's bogus cackle once more today,I'm going to pour scalding water on her nu-nu's.

I sure do enjoy it when that dizzy cunt stick speaks, giving me a hefty dose of her stupidity and verifing the fact that she has the IQ level of a fucking peanut.
Dizzy Cunt Stick by bad dawg November 19, 2004

cunt on a stick 

The term, cunt on a stick is used to describe girls that are so thin, its clinically ill.

The kind of girl you cant even have sex with, as she would snap.
"Hell, that girl is so skinny its more like cunt on a stick"
cunt on a stick by The Big Dog D December 24, 2006

Cunt stickler 

The act of inserting a small stick, or twig, into the vagina. Can be performed alone as masturbation, or as a form of sexual activity, typically between just one other person.
I was all alone last night, and I had heard of “cunt stickler” from a friend. I had tried it, but sadly had gotten an infection.
Cunt stickler by DefinitelyAnSTD November 27, 2019

Heterosexual Cunt Sticker 

Heterosexual Cunt Sticker by JJames September 17, 2005
More from Urban Dictionary
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
Load more