Cunt-Cake

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The delicious treat, Cunt-Cake. Add several scoops of whipped cream and other sweet confections in the groin area of a female. Then count how many licks it takes to get to the center of the cake and into the cave (Abyss), please tell me the answer on how many licks it takes to get to the center of a cuntcake. *Lame music here*

That cuntcake was a filling late night treet, but I still had room in my tummy to slide my tounge into the cave, and eventually my wang.

Cunt-Cake by Raven April 28, 2004

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cunt cake

On heavier girls, it is the protruding roll of fat just above the vagina. Also known as a "gunt".

You can really see your mom's cunt cakes in those stretch pants.

cunt cake by Kevin Hohl November 13, 2006

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cunt cake

Cunt cake: the meaning is a person who is being stupid so you call them a cunt cake

wow you are being such a cunt cake

cunt cake by Hahalizzie May 10, 2018

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cunt cake

When you bake a cake in the shape of a semi circle and cut out part of the middle, fill it with icing and put a tube of icing in a shape of a ripple like thingy so it looks like a ravashed bagina. put black licorish (no fucking clue how to spell it) and arrange over cake like pubes. Put cherries and cherrie juice in the opening and have a white buldge in the middle for the enourmous clit. Have sexless friend throw face first into cake to eat it out.

Happy birthday little virgin billy. we got you some hot dank vag for your birthday with some poontang on the side. Eat up unless you like da cock.... fag.... I sure love my cunt cake! YAYYYYY CUNT CAKE! The best cunt i ever had... and the only one you will ever have little billy! queer...

cunt cake by haywood jublomi January 27, 2007

cunt cake

Cunt cake: when the weather is hot out and a womens yeast infection is baking. Looking like a cake by the end of the day.

I took home that slut from the bar last night and she had a cunt cake the size of a footballl.

cunt cake by chives66441 June 11, 2021

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Cunt cake

My girlfriend Heather Tressel

Heather your a beautiful cunt cake

Cunt cake by DitchBaby June 6, 2023

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Cape Cod cunt cake

An affluent person on CapeCod, being a typical douche bag.

Hey you Cape Cod cunt cake, back your god damn grocery cart up and get the fuck out of my way.

Cape Cod cunt cake by Yeti guy November 25, 2017

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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