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Cunt tax 

The drinks you have to buy a chick before you get any
fucking hell i had to pay an 8 vodka and coke cunt tax lastnight before i got any
Cunt tax by Cymru am byth October 9, 2008
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Cunt Tax 

Added on to the original sale price of a product (unknown to the customer) because he/she is a Cunt
To workmate:
I charged that piece of shit Tim $15.00 Cunt Tax 'cos he shat his pants in the shop
Cunt Tax by Sess in the snow December 9, 2008

lazy cunt tax 

A court ordered payment made to a woman, other than child support. (i.e. alimony or spousal support)
I have to pay a $2000 a month lazy cunt tax to that bitch.
lazy cunt tax by John Laricat April 25, 2008

cunt taxi 

cunt taxi by Lee Ji Hoon November 23, 2007

cunt taxi 

A car that is popular with women or homosexuals.
First man "What car do you drive?", second man "A Porsche Boxter" first man "You wouldn't catch me driving around in a cunt taxi"
cunt taxi by Paul Carey August 30, 2007
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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